Top Ten Listed How, Why, What Next on Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza Wedding bells
And then came the breaking (read shocking news) of Pakistan disgraced…. “Doing everything but playing cricket”, ex-captain Shoaib Malik… tying wedding knot with the sensational tennis star diva from India Saania Mirza.. Yes indeed we all have those What!, Why?, When? How? … So here is our list of top ten Ideas behind the How, Why and What Next, on the news of Shoaib Malik is becoming “Shoaib Mirza”… soon
10 ) Malik completed his hat-trick (Aisha, Sayali Bhagat and now Sania)
09 ) They are a perfect match, Saania Mirza’s tennis ranking are fast approaching Shoaib Malik’s batting average numbers.
08 ) That’s what happens when you get Mohsin Khan in the scheme of things for Pakistan Cricket (Reena Roy any body?)
07 ) I guess Saania caught him on the “long-legs” or is it that Malik did a “Double Fault” hmmmm…
06 ) Didn’t the PCB chairman suggested that a top cricketer is involved in “Match-Fixing”.. now we know…
05 ) Malik’s has got already all “ducks” in a row. Its time for “Mixed doubles”. Shall we call this Deuce or simply “Love –All!”…
04 ) Well the marriage would work all-right.. Each time Saania shows a back-hand, Malik can slip in the gully.
03 ) One thing for sure, Malik-Mirza kids would have the dilemma of a life time… to hate Shahid Afridi or love him
02 ) There couldn’t be a better use of time at hand for Shoaib with one year ban from playing cricket.
And Finally….
01 ) Another opportunity for Indian Foreign Minister to blame Pakistan for ‘cross border infiltrations’.
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Good take on that.. Malik’s international career it seems would be soon over…. or I say would begin in a new direction…
That’s pretty pathetic and not funny at all.
Shouldn’t one have at least basic knowledge of the subject matter before trying to be clever? 09) If Shoaib Malik’s average was the same as Sania’s ranking, he would be the greatest batsman in the history of cricket (at par with Don Bradman).
07) Long Leg is the name of the fielding position, not Long Legs !
04) Slip in the googly, not gully.
03) Malik has no animosity with Afridi, neither does Sania ??!!
Good One……. Very right about match fixing, cross border infiltrations, another controversy in the making, as Aisha has already started action…. Jawad sb is also right that if Shoaib’s average are same than he must be a cricketer, which is not so……. and I know some terminologies are changed by the blogger to align the article with “Facts”.
Jawad Sb… I am using a cliche…. suggesting that both her ranking and Shoaib Malik’s average are dropping ! (hence used similar and not ’same’).. ‘legs’ is a deliberate use .. pls get the humor and not spoil it..:-(… and Afridi ahhhhh… I guess u missed all of them… rehnain dien…