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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

February 11th, 2012 Yousuf Rafi 19 comments

MENVDWOMEN10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another one when you’re on the road.

8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

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Kachee Goliyan – Local Comic

September 26th, 2011 Kinza Tahir 2 comments

kachee goliyanKachee Goliyan is the new scene here in Pakistan. You can call them one of the best, actually, the best Pakistani comic as yet. They describe themselves as ‘wehshiness and metaphysics’ which according to me means that they are in their natural environment which is ‘wild’ and out of this world. They are care-free and uncivilized. They are JC and Sufi.

Kachee Goliyan is about two guys, my personal favorite JC and Sufi, the adorable one, who love to get dirty with society, world and the people. If you have read the comics you will know how they make you understand the social message as well as take it on the hilarious side. They tell you what is wrong and correct it with a funny statement. They just amuse you to death.

They love to interact with their fans. Oh, I mean the PANKHAS on Facebook (link given below) with comics like ‘Khali jagha pur kareinand what not. You have to understand their thinking; they just want you to give the advantage of being completely out of your mind laughing plus understand their point of each and every comic as well, which they have successfully done.

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Top Ten Weird Dismissals of Cricket

March 14th, 2011 Yousuf Rafi 2 comments

The 13 Funniest Help Wanted Signs Ever (PHOTOS)

March 16th, 2010 medigineers 13 comments

We all know times are tough. So many people are unemployed, underemployed or underpaid, that any available job can look like a golden opportunity. That is, unless it’s one of these. From the obviously disgruntled boss to ludicrous requirements, these positions aren’t really suited for anyone except the self-loathing or the clinically insane.

1 – Now Hiring Fried Turkeys!

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Hooray! If dinosaurs in people clothes and fried turkeys are getting jobs, the recession must be over!

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Too much into technology!!! Funny Pictures

March 4th, 2010 Yousuf Rafi 17 comments

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Khana Kab Mile Ga…

February 9th, 2010 Yousuf Rafi 2 comments

Khana Kab Milega PicturesOne of the things I hated from the time sinceI started attending these shaadi waadi functions is that in these functions Our most important resource that is time is very much wasted.

I remember in these functions whether it’s Vailma, Shaddi, Mehndi or any other event relating to Shaadi one thing for which people always wait is fooood…. Yes!! I am also in the same league. Besides wishing dulha, dulhan the real main purpose of going to shaadi functions has always been you get to meet your relatives you haven’t seen for a long time. But above all you get to taste good food, the charghey, the bar b.q., biryani. Paratha Kabab, qaurmay and haalway..

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Meera’s unsolvable Problem.. isn’t it?

December 21st, 2009 Yousuf Rafi 3 comments

This blog first appeared on http://blog.dawn.com on Nov 19th 2009 and is by Shahrezad Samiuddin. Shahrezad Samiuddin is a freelance writer.

How do you, indeed? Meera does the rounds via SMS jokes about her English. Meera helps a damp squib sink to the bottom of the Indian box office. Meera’s alleged husband turns up demanding his house and crores back. Meera predicts she’ll be linked to Musharraf and Clinton next (you wish, M). Meera is the opposite of Humayun Saeed, says Mahesh Bhatt with tongue in cheek. And most recently, Meera interviews photographer Tapu Javeri in her very own talk show.

If, after seeing that clip, you cringed and wrote ‘Not funny,’ or ‘Not her language’ under the link on Facebook, this blog is for you. And if you hooted and laughed, read ahead anyway.

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The Less said the Better

December 8th, 2009 medigineers 3 comments

Be-nice-to-America

People speak a lot about America…. this picture says every thing :-)

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