The Scandal is out… the Heaven has fallen… as if the flood waters raging from Northern Himalayas to the Southern valleys of Sind weren’t enough to drown a Nation … our beloved “Idiots” have breached all of the remaining dams of trust… Saying is… to drown in shame all u need is “Chullo bhar Paani” (a small cup of water)… why await the greatest flood of last 100 years…

I ask the nation to demand Excellence… from ourselves … from our Heroes… from our nation builders…  Let’s seek again the days where we cherish the true heroes only and not drug addicts like Asif and Shoaib Akhtar .. or habitual betters like Kamran Akmal …. Let’s recall the days of Hero of Sharjah the legendary Miandad… of Sydney, the Tiger Imran Khan, of Dehli… The magician Hasan Sardar.

As today all of you (read us) are asking the question… What..? Why..? I do no more but to remind us of “HOW” we got here… let us recap the way us, the Pakistani nation have raced ourselves to “Mediocrity” and now digging to become the exemplary milestones of “Below Average Attitudes”
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I talk cricket, I walk cricket and sometimes I even play cricket. I have played many online cricket games but few days back my friend told me about Howzat.com . This is the first online cricket game made by Pakistani students.  This reminded me of my childhood memories; same energy, same passion and same finger biting moments.

Now let me give you some feedback on the game:

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And then came the breaking (read shocking news) of Pakistan disgraced…. “Doing everything but playing cricket”, ex-captain Shoaib Malik… tying wedding knot with the sensational tennis star diva from India Saania Mirza.. Yes indeed we all have those What!, Why?, When? How? … So here is our list of top ten Ideas behind the How, Why and What Next, on  the news of Shoaib Malik is becoming “Shoaib Mirza”… soon

10 ) Malik completed his hat-trick (Aisha, Sayali Bhagat and now Sania)

09 ) They are a perfect match, Saania Mirza’s tennis ranking are fast approaching  Shoaib Malik’s batting average numbers.

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Although Pakistani cricketers are not playing in IPL still, cricket lovers in Pakistan regularly following all the interesting matches of IPL. This event is getting good response from cricket followers all over the world and now they can enjoy and watch IPL online on Youtube! IPL’s YouTube Channel at: youtube.com/ipl

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Every single Pakistani and Australian journalist and blogger have written on why in the world would Afridi do such a stupidity.. calling him  a plain idiot to asking what the hell if at all he was thinking. It is indeed mind boggling and would remain in memory as such till the day he plays cricket. Here are our top ten real reasons of why Shahid Afridi started biting the ball (read eating) as the match got closer to finish…

10 ) Apples are good for health.

9 ) Was checking to see if the Australians had bitten it.

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10 ) Sender- Ponting; Thank you, mate!

9 ) Sender- Younis; I told you so… now go figure this

8 ) Sender- Hussey; $3,000 AU in Akmal’s account, do I need to sms him or would you let him know.

7 ) Sender – Misbah; Don’t believe whatever they tell you, I swear I can see the ball.

6 ) Sender-Kamran Akmal; this is my third message in last 6 days. Please investigate someone drilled holes in my gloves again’.

5 ) Sender – Waqar Younis; Idiot, I suggested that “spread the players” drill for the fielding and catching practice session before the game, not in the game L

4 ) Sender- Zaheer Abbas; Thanks for replacing my name from the list of ‘worst captains to ever lead Pakistan’.

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Honestly…. I am sure none of you actually believed with any level of confidence at any point through the last six days that this Pakistani “herd” is good for anything. I am sorry but I can’t use the word “Team” as it is reserved and defined by multiple dictionaries for a group of people working towards a common goal. A good team is said to be one where the whole of the team is greater than the sum of its parts. Need I say more? This is as close as any time the Aussies allow opponents to come close to beating them at their home grounds … those who dare, plan and have finesse… do it…

Yousuf’s captaincy not lacking anything because there wasn’t anything to begin with to lack. Yousuf needed to show some anger (from Imran Khan’s book of captaincy) and bully the boys to do the jobs they have been hired by the rest of the nation (they are all on central contracts and yes there paid from mine and your tax money) to do.

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I am very upset. And, the reason quite simple – Younis Khan’s resignation. I mean what it is with PCB? Are they insane?

I mean how can they blame him – just merely on Indian media’s assumptions?

After all, isn’t he our national hero? For the past few months I have witnessed a remarkable uplift in our cricket team’s morale and of course, their performance, and much of this is due to tireless efforts of the man himself – Younis Khan.

It isn’t fair that to blame the man, just because the media on the other side of the border is basing their assumptions on heresy.  And, all this, I believe, is that since their own national team performed so badly against our heroes that they have dropped down to such depths as to promote negative news about our team.

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10) Sender- Gary Kirsten;  I only said no fielders between third-man and deep point in the first 5 overs but after that?

9)  Sender- Umar Gul;  Dhoni bhai I tried to help but I only had few overs, I am sure you would understand.

8 ) Sender- Raina;  Did we not take care of both umpires before the game?

7) Sender- Tendulkar; Did I get out too soon? you haven’t talked to me for last three days.

6) Sender-Father ;  some people are here they say they are your fans and say they will stay till you arrive.

5) Sender -Shoaib Malik; you don’t think I batted too long did you? I was just enjoying your company at the crease.

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