10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another one when you’re on the road.
8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
When I know I have to work in the morning, my days are spent relaxed and with new hopes of giving my best out there. When you know you are contributing to the world, it’s a new kind of feeling.
Ever wondered how you can do your tasks in lesser time and before the deadline? Not facing the fury of your boss and coming out successful? Here are the 10 Smart Tip for Brilliant Efficiency which will make your work easier, faster and improved.
1) Organize
When you are given tasks and you don’t know which one to give top priority. Stop. Make a list of all those tasks and rank them according to the deadline.
If you see yourself doing 3 tasks at once just prevent it from happening further. Make sure you do them one by one so there is less confusion and distraction.
10) Bollywood Dances
Last but not least are the pelvic thrusts and chest bumping dances that are in no way sensual. Each main and supporting character of the film must have a minimum of 60-70 back-up dancers irrespective of their gender. Characters must for reasons unknown have their clothes changed during songs.
9 ) Desperation of Pakistani Actors/Musicians to Work in Bollywood
Almost all our actors & musicians die to work in Bollywood movies. A well known underground band which used to mainly perform rock has now started performing commercial songs just so they can sell to bollywood movies. Why change who you are just to fit into Bollywood? Iman Ali who on one hand claims the Pakistan fashion industry is too modern for her, has also announced that she wants to work for Bollywood movies. Despite the criticism that Bol and Khuda Ke Liye received I feel they were a good effort, so why not focus your energies in our own industry and try to improve our own standards.
8 ) Senseless lyrics
“This is the end, my only friend, the end, Hurts to set you free, But you’ll never follow me, The end of laughter and soft lies , The end of nights we tried to die”
Such were the lyrics of Jim Morrison. Gone are the days of Jim Morrison and Pink Floyd’s deep meaningful lyrics. Instead we listen to rubbish like:
“mein toh bhail puri kha raha tha, teri nani mari to mein kia karoon”
Our minds have become like empty boxes where we prefer listening to rubbish from Bollywood rather than appreciating deep poetry and lyrics
7 ) Bollywood invasion over cable TV
There is nothing more frustrating than switching the channel only to discover Bollywood movies and songs on almost all channels. Quality channels like America Plus and Channel V International have been completely wiped out. Just recently my cable guy replaced a quality news channel with a Bollywood one.
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10) Give back: Charity doesn’t always have to be money
Help someone with what you know best. Give good advice when asked. Be there for someone in need. Sometimes all it takes is a sympathetic ear!
9) Forgive everyone! Live freely
Studies show that people who forgive are happier and healthier than those who hold resentments.
8 ) Don’t sweat the small stuff: And its all small stuff.
Don’t sweat on small stuff Ask yourself “Would it matter a year from now?”
7) 1 hour for yourself
Spent some time alone… In this time Pray – Meditate – Read – Exercise – Play
Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world.
10. Law Of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
9. Law Of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
8. Law Of The Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
7. Law Of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Courtesy: blog.syberplanet.net
I never understood the concept of writer’s block but when I read about it in an article I got it. Let me explain in simple words. Writer’s block occurs when your thoughts are constricted and your mind is just purely what can I say BLANK!!
My head is blank now, yeah! But I have decided to come out of this what do you call block thing and write up the Top 10 Survivor Tips For a Blank Mind.
10) Move to the left. Move to the right. Dance.
You’re thinking how can I dance when I have to write up a 600 words long report? That’s what I’m saying! When you’re in stress just let loose and try to relax. Move your feet, if you’re a girl do the “desi thumka” or if you are a guy do the ”bhangra” because that will help you have relief and feel free!
9) Take a walk
Feel like too much pressure coming from the bosses or teachers? Take a walk around and let your mind settle down, let your thoughts wander freely. Then return and start with a fresh mind.
8 ) Whine
You think that whining is a job for girls but hear me out. When you have too much bottled up inside, you need to vent. How do you do that? Grab your sibling/friend or ask your parents nicely that “I want to talk and only I will talk so just listen”. Pour out everything you feel is making you moody and uncomfortable! You will feel better.
It’s your birthday, you are celebrating your 20th! Next day, you meet your mamoo (mother’s brother), he takes you on a long walk asking you all these questions. Sometime later, you go to a gathering, someone gets to know your age is more then 20, storm of questions start coming your way. Run away! Here are the Top Seven Deadly Questions Asked In Your 20s, have you survived them? Let’s find out!
7) When are you getting married?
This question is so galling, be it in weddings or casual parties at home, aunties or mothers of your married friends ask, ‘beta mu kab meetha karwa rahi ho?’ (I’m still waiting for your wedding sweets.’). This one makes me want to shove and smash the glass in my hand onto their big head but what can you do? Just smile and nod. There are some who snap back with, ‘mere abhi khelnay kudnay k din hain, shaadi kar k barbaad nahi karnay!’ (These are my days to play and have fun, I don’t want to ruin it by getting married!’).
Mazher Majeed - Mei Hon Don
10) Sender- News World Editor…. “Sorry Mate… Selling to the Media was just more money.”
9) Sender- Shane Warne; “Duh… when you get out, make sure you attend my training course on how to fix games and not get caught.”
8) Sender- Kamran Akmal; “Does that mean I am not going to get my 100,000 pounds?”
7) Sender –Imran Farhat; “Hey man what to do with the jacket you gave me? Akmal brothers say it belongs to their naani and she wants it back”.
6) Sender- Ejaz Butt; “Hey I am sad you would miss on Central contract with PCB as the sole promoter of Boys… no issues., when you come back in 3 years , I will make a recommendation for you”.
5) Sender Salman But; “Three year for three no balls…..You son of a…. $#@*#!~ …”
What’s left in Pakistan? Pakistan will soon banish from the map of the world. Study in Pakistan but develop your future in USA, UK or Middle East. Government will fall and people will die. This is a common mindset of and for people in Pakistan. But we Pakistani’s fail to realize that there is countless potential in Pakistan. Blaming on everything will lead to frustration but enjoying with what you have lead to more Success.
I hope to convince people that there are good in Pakistan but it’s so easy to forget.
Pakistan’s latest underground singers, you guys, I’ve got the top 10 list! I have listened to each song in this list and I have loved all of them. All of these guys have their pages up and running on Facebook! Check them out below!
10. Adnan Zafar
He started his musical career when he was doing his Bachelors and this track Aatay Aatay is a nice slow track to listen when you are out for a drive. Check it out below!
9. Mirza Omer
This song Bhulana Na is sung by Mirza Omer and according to him ‘They say passion is like an ever blazing fire, and the only thing that fueled that passion of mine was music. Music is what defines me’. I personally liked this song since its lyrics were really beautiful!
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